Greatish Hits, Part Two

Red Pill or Blue Pill or new berry-flavored Purple Pill with a patented blend of truth and denial?

— Colin Foote Burch (@cfburch4) July 27, 2014

Tourist? Drunk driver? Brat? What a joy to discover at 1 a.m. -- the neighbor's bin smashed into my mailbox. #MYR http://t.co/0BLKKjwtNQ

— Colin Foote Burch (@cfburch4) July 21, 2014

David Gregory's interview with Iranian foreign minister reveals the "International Community" is merely a group of Special Nations. #mtp

— Colin Foote Burch (@cfburch4) July 13, 2014

If you start a company you forfeit your personal convictions AND you must pay for the opposite, says @thedailybeast: http://t.co/eVugak4KdY

— Colin Foote Burch (@cfburch4) July 2, 2014

Any prescription is a governmental barrier between a woman and her health care. #anarchism #HobbyLobby

— Colin Foote Burch (@cfburch4) July 2, 2014

BLAME CONGRESS! "Congress...included corporations within RFRA’s definition of 'persons.'" - Justice Alito http://t.co/z633OjjWDe #HobbyLobby

— Colin Foote Burch (@cfburch4) July 1, 2014

I tell ya, caring about words and their meanings is a fast track to being politically incorrrect. Damn it.

— Colin Foote Burch (@cfburch4) June 30, 2014

Kochs & Waltons now so heinous, journalists granted permission to use ad hominem constructions against super rich. Envy v. Greed, again.

— Colin Foote Burch (@cfburch4) June 30, 2014

There's nothing like a grand old house and a perfect lawn. Too bad I'm trespassing. #MYR #ImpromptuHouseSitting http://t.co/doUHOAfQ83

— Colin Foote Burch (@cfburch4) June 26, 2014

"A third of African-American males are still prevented from voting because of the War on Drugs." -- Rand Paul @NBCNews #mtp #tlot

— Colin Foote Burch (@cfburch4) June 22, 2014

Sometimes people cry "cuts" in funding when a planned increase in funding is stopped and often "preventing" actually means "not paying for."

— Colin Foote Burch (@cfburch4) July 1, 2014

Um, and the news is what exactly? "Sex makes people happiest, per new study" http://t.co/pl4JyuJ76y #paperli #news #sex

— Colin Foote Burch (@cfburch4) November 17, 2013

Check out the presentation on this Ketel One on the rocks with lime at Ruth's Chris in #MYR . pic.twitter.com/WQTYwOlV8G

— Colin Foote Burch (@cfburch4) April 13, 2013

Demonize any Congressman or Senator who has served three or more terms. They are the reason we're in this mess. #CNN #DC #jackasses

— Colin Foote Burch (@cfburch4) February 23, 2013

Merkel for US Congress. She has balls. DC doesn't. RT @Reuters: Hollande may lose euro battle as Merkel holds firm http://t.co/glkMNy8I

— Colin Foote Burch (@cfburch4) June 24, 2012

Having dizzy spells: On #CNN, Washington Post's Dan Balz said something I agree with. I might need to go to the ER.

— Colin Foote Burch (@cfburch4) April 15, 2012