Monday, September 23, 2013


Agent 44 usually met Maxwell Smart in odd places.

“…this is a .44 magnum, the most powerful handgun in the world…”

+44 is a band formed by two members of Blink-182.

Barack Obama is the 44th President of the United States.

In baseball, 44 is the retired number for Hank Aaron and Reggie Jackson.

44 is the retired number for football players Floyd Little and Pete Retzlaff.

The international direct dial code for the United Kingdom is 44.

The 44th state to join the union was Wyoming.

There are 44 candles in a box of Hanukkah candles.

44 is the atomic number for ruthenium.

And today, I'm 44.

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Thursday, September 12, 2013

Don't visit your Congressman

Kristi said she might visit her U.S. Representative during an upcoming visit to Washington, D.C.

I said that’s a bad idea.

Politicians go to Washington to get AWAY from their constituents.

Neighbors driving you crazy? Run for U.S. House.

If elected, you'll get to hang out with other people who can't stand their districts, either.

The only reason they vote themselves pay raises is to avoid moving back home.

All this discussion about bombing Syria or not is just for show -- they really want to bomb their old neighborhoods.
Unfortunately, in several districts, local investigative journalists have shown that the alleged "chemical weapons" were merely fogging devices for mosquito control.

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