I coined a new put-down

I tried this out on my Facebook page, and two friend have liked it so far. Here goes:

"I ain't in your league 'cause I ain't playin' your games."

Slam! Yep, it's original. (c) Copyright 2008 Colin Burch

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To put it all into a nutshell...

To put it all into a nutshell,
I can't put it into a nutshell.

-Colin Foote Burch