Myrtle Beach Moment

Today's Myrtle Beach Moment comes from a billboard on S.C. 544 near the U.S. 17 overpass, technically in Surfside Beach.

Look closely -- as if his name isn't funny enough, he's wearing a headset, like those guys who do product demonstrations at the state fair.

Or is it an auction? "Lot Number 17, a well-worn Bible. Five gimme five gimme five gimme ten who's got ten gimme ten..."

Maybe he couldn't hold the mic because he's gonna bust some Brittany-style dance moves.

I bet the word really comes alive if the volume is too loud.